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  • Why Keir Starmer Should Stay: Addressing Labour’s Deeper Issues

    Okay, May 7th 2026 was not the best day in Labour’s history.

    Losing 1,430 councillors1, 2 out of 19 seats in Plymouth, 2 out of 17 in Southampton2, 9 out of 57 in Hackney, 3rd in Birmingham3, 3rd in Manchester4, 5th in Newcastle5. I could be adding examples for days without mentioning Scotland or Wales. There were some glimmers of hope, only losing five seats in Oxford, only one in Barnet, gaining one in Merton but they are like candles in the abyss.

    Any Labour politician or activist will look at a 17% national equivalent vote and know that something has to change. Sir Keir Starmer is obviously under pressure and his tin-eared reaction so far makes it tempting to throw him overboard. But that doesn’t fix the problem.

    Starmer should stay not because he is good, but because Labour’s problem is deeper than him. Changing the salesman won’t fix a product nobody understands, trusts, or wants. Starmer is the correct leader for this Labour Government, managerial, cautious, negative, emotionally unavailable, obsessed with risk, unable to say what Labour is for except “delivery” and “stability”. Replacing him with someone warmer or cleverer might improve the packaging, but it could also let Labour dodge the harder question: what are we selling?

    Labour lost different places in different directions because different voters went looking for the missing bits of Labour elsewhere. Greens in Manchester, Hackney, Waltham Forest, Norwich, Hastings, Southwark: voters looking for moral urgency, housing, climate, civil liberties, Gaza, an actual progressive offer. Plaid in Wales: voters looking for rooted social democracy and national voice. Reform in Dudley, Hartlepool, Tameside, Newcastle, Essex/Suffolk: voters who feel abandoned. Lib Dems in Stockport, Portsmouth, Surrey and Sutton: voters looking for local competence and anti-chaos liberalism.

    Replacing Starmer now would let the party pretend this is a personality problem. It would create the illusion of renewal without forcing a reckoning. A new leader could produce a short polling bounce, a few warmer speeches or a different accent. But unless the product changes, Labour would still be selling austerity with regret, triangulation without purpose, and patience without hope.

    So what do we do about the product? It can’t be simply to spend more and tax less, it has to be realistic, but here’s three areas to work on:

    Patriotism:
    Labour should reclaim patriotism as seriousness about the national interest. Not flag-waving. Not culture-war nostalgia. Not mistaking obedience to Washington for strength. A patriotic government asks a simple question: what is in Britain’s best interest?

    On Iran, that meant not treating Donald Trump’s demand for support as an instruction. Badenoch’s Conservatives and Reform would have heard “jump” and asked “how high?” Polanski’s Greens would have said no almost by reflex, too suspicious of NATO to be trusted with hard choices. Labour did the right thing: looked at the facts, judged Britain’s interests, and refused to be bounced into someone else’s war. We did the right thing, supported by two-thirds of the public and then Starmer seemed apologetic for it. Don’t. Be proud.

    The same applies to Chagos. The only strategic reason Britain holds the islands is Diego Garcia. Securing the long-term future of that base while ending an indefensible colonial hangover is not anti-British. It is what a serious country does. Being America’s puppet is not patriotism. Making hard decisions in Britain’s interests is.

    Clean and Trustworthy Governance:
    Labour needs to rediscover clean government. That starts with an apology. Starmer should apologise for his freebies, and so should any minister who takes them. Not because a pair of spectacles is the same as Farage trousering millions, but because voters understand the spectacles in a way they do not understand the millions.

    Most people can imagine being given a free pair of glasses. They cannot imagine being handed £5m. And ordinary people do not spend £3,000 on spectacles. I paid £320 for mine and winced. So when Labour people say “but Farage is worse”, they may be right morally and legally, but they are missing why this lands. It looks like a governing class taking perks while telling everyone else to be patient.

    Mandelson is worse, because it is not just about gifts. It is about judgement. Starmer should refer the appointment to the Privileges Committee, publish what can be published, and accept the consequences. If Labour wants to be the party of clean government, it cannot investigate corruption only when it belongs to its enemies.

    The promise should be simple: no freebies, no favours, no jobs for mates, no donor class, no special rules for insiders. Public office is not a private club.

    Clean Governance is also about keeping promises. We were promised a conversion therapy ban in the manifesto6 the King’s Speech promised a draft bill by the end of the session7, it hasn’t happened. We were promised a Hillsborough Law but that’s been languishing at Report Stage since December8. We were promised a National Wealth Fund Bill to put the former UKIB on a statutory footing but apart from various comments from Reeves, Milliband and Reynolds, it’s missing in action. If you can’t or won’t do something you promised, say so and explain.

    Security:
    The third offer is security. Not the pseudo-security of blaming migrants, banning protests and pretending cruelty is competence. Real security: a home you can afford, work that pays and respects you, bills you can manage, a health service there when you need it, and a council that can do the basics. Labour should be the party that makes life less precarious. If it cannot say that, plainly and repeatedly, then it has forgotten one of the oldest reasons it exists.

    Beveridge named five giants: Want, Disease, Ignorance, Squalor and Idleness. Labour does not need to invent a new moral language from scratch. It needs to remember that its purpose is to fight the things that make ordinary life insecure.

    Today those giants look familiar. Want is children going hungry and workers relying on food banks. Disease is waiting months for treatment or being unable to see a GP or a dentist. Ignorance is schools under strain and people left behind by a changing economy. Squalor is unaffordable rent, damp flats, homelessness and polluted rivers. Idleness is not laziness; it is the waste of people’s talents in insecure, low-paid work or communities where decent jobs have disappeared.

    And running through all of them is fear. Fear of eviction. Fear of debt. Fear of illness. Fear of being treated as disposable. Fear of being made into a target because you are a migrant, Muslim, Jewish, disabled, gay or trans. Labour should be the party that takes fear out of people’s lives. Not by feeding panic, but by building security.

    The voters that left Labour to vote Reform, Green or Plaid on Thursday listened to Labour once, but they don’t think Labour is listening to them. The Tories spent years changing the salesman while refusing to admit the product was broken, and the country paid for it. Labour should not repeat that mistake in bold.

    Keir Starmer may not be the person to lead Labour into the next election. He may not even be the person best able to rebuild the party now. But replacing him before Labour has worked out what it stands for would be an evasion, not a renewal. A new leader could give warmer speeches, tell better stories, look less pained in interviews and maybe even enjoy a short polling bounce. But if the offer remains the same, the voters still won’t vote for it.

    The question Labour must answer is not “who can sell this better?” It is “what are we selling?” If Labour is to recover, it needs a product worthy of the name, patriotic without being servile, clean without excuses, and committed to making people secure in their homes, work, health, communities and identities. It needs to fight fear without feeding it.

    Until Labour can say clearly what it is for, changing leader is just changing the person standing beside the empty shelf. Keir Starmer should stay, for now, not because he has earned the right to carry on regardless, but because Labour has not yet earned the right to pretend he is the whole problem.

  • Britannia – the dog that didn’t bark

    So the new set of UK coinage has been announced by the Royal Mint. This flora and fauna themed set look a bit toytown to me but then all new coins have that lack of familiarity, overall they are a nice set. What interests me is the reaction – or rather lack of reaction.

    You see when the move to decimal currency happened, there was an outcry as the old penny disappeared and there was no Britannia depicted in the new range. Quickly the original 50p design of the full Royal coat of arms was ditched (eventually being released as a commemorative in 2013) and a new design with Britannia seated released to replace the 10-shilling note in 1969.

    40 years is a long time for a set of coins so in 2008 the shield definitives again, again there was no place for Britannia, the new 50p formed the point of the shield with segments of the Irish harp and English leopards. Cue outcry from the usual subjects, the Daily Mail calling it an embarrassment to Gordon Brown. William Hague was even stronger, proclaiming “It is all too typical of a Government with an inadequate sense of British pride and an ignorance of history to want to do away with such a symbol.”1

    The Mail’s petition did not result in another change of mind and Britannia disappeared until George Osborne to some fanfare brought the image back to the little seen definitive £2 coin in 20152

    Now, as you will have noticed, there’s no Britannia to be seen in the new set, the £2 has been replaced by a four-nation selection of rose, thistle, daffodil and shamrock. So any shock from the Mail or the Conservative Party? Absolutely not a squeak. The Mail’s story is basically just a copy/paste from the Royal Mint’s press releases, gushing about King Charles’ love of nature.3

    So, was the furore back in 1968 and 2008 just a concocted story to attack Labour governments? You might think that, but I couldn’t possibly comment.

    1. As reported by the Daily Mail on 2nd February 2008. ↩︎
    2. Somewhat tempered when the Mail discovered the model for the new Britannia was slightly based on a Polish immigrant. ↩︎
    3. It would be easy to attribute the capercaillie’s plight to the fact the King’s father shot so many of them, but they were only reintroduced to Scotland after their first extinction from these Isles so that people could carry on shooting them. ↩︎
  • The Early Bird

    So what can be African, Emperor, Little or Macaroni?

    African springs to mind elephants but there no Emperor Elephant, there is an Emperor Penguin and I think there could be a Macaroni Penguin so I think I’ll go with that. But the early bird catches the worm and I don’t think that worms are the main diet in the Southern Seas. I’ll still go with Penguin for the lack of any better thought. Good job I’m not a codebreaker really.

  • The decline of the US Presidency

    Once, this man was considered too goofy looking to be President

    Now, this man is President

  • Go Tigers

    When Channel 4 started showing American football I didn’t know anything about the sport so I got a book. There among the pages on rules, equipment, positions and the NFL were a couple of pages on college football, a world completely unknown to me. This book had been published a couple of years before as the then current National Champions were Clemson. This stuck in my head because I knew where New York, Dallas and San Francisco were but where on earth was Clemson?

    Fast forward about 32 years and I’m doing what 12 year old Andy would have found amazing. Up at 4:30am and watching the 4th quarter of the national championship as the Clemson team comeback against powerhouse Alabama. A little cheer as the Tigers score the deciding touchdown with one second on the clock. Congrats on your second national title Clemson Tigers. 

    Photo attribution Matthew Blouir via Wikimedia Commons under Creative Commons 2.0